Conspiracy's Desert Oasis

Time to sheikh your tail-feather, cause your favourite techno-twirling boyband are ready to take you on a magic carpet ride to a whole new world. Open sesame, the Conspiracy Crew are back, and we have a flamboyant first birthday to celebrate.

For eons, rumours of a paradise hidden within the unforgiving desert sands have pervaded travellers from Sinbad to Ali Baba and his 40 thieves. Too bad a bunch of losers from Sydney found the fabled Oasis first, and we don't mean the band... I mean Wonderwall would have to be the most overplayed song of all time amirite? Anyway, don't look back in anger, look forward to Conspiracy turning one in the beauty and splendour of our own desert utopia.

Given there's a few villains out there (did you see Jafar's behaviour in Agrabah the other day?) the location of this one remains closely guarded... but the carpet's leaving from the Eastern Suburbs.

Send your camel to bed, we'll be hitting the shisha hard from afternoon to evening. For those who pass the trial of stamina, the Cave Of Wonders will present itself: a kick on in one of Sydney's most infamous late night institutions that promises to be looser than Kanye's last tweet.

To be honest, we've been rubbing our lamps for a while waiting for this one.

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